American Express

Calling hubby @ work.....

ME:  "So, my mom picked up Brenden and Preston.  I'm on my way to go grocery shopping with Teeny (aka baby Anderson)!"  As you can tell I'm very excited to not only go to the grocery store, but also to go with only one child.

HUBBY:  Silence followed by stuttering...."Oh....uh...you are?  Well, I brought coupons with me today because I was going to stop by the store on my way home."

I knew he'd figure out a way from preventing me from setting foot in the grocery store.

ME:  "Okay, I'll go shopping instead.  Which credit card should I use?"

I caught him off guard.  Perfect.  Success on my part.

HUBBY:  "I guess the American Express."

Take that, Hubster, hay yah! (that was a karate kick sound I just made, FYI) 

P.S. I love you, Travis! ;)
P.P.S. We don't really own a "black card". 


Julie said...

Ryan does the same thing to me all the time. Especially if I find a reason to make a trip to Target...he freaks out at the thought of me stepping inside one. Almost like he thinks I can't contain myself! Well, maybe I cant ;)

Anonymous said...

Jules- our Ryans need a Target intervention for us. WAIT! That's ridiculous. Target is my only source of happiness. Of course, my husband, kids, family, friends, lipgloss, chocolate, dogs, etc...but a girl needs a little Target in her life. And, Lisa, don't lie. You, as well as Madonna, own a black card. Don't let Teens talk you into anything extravagant- I know how that little 8 month-old can be. Stick diamonds and pearls- Travis wouldn't mind. What Lisa wants, Lisa gets.

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